STORKS RIDE HOME

 






Having a child is incredibly stressful. The last thing you should worry about after little Billy pops out is how you're going to get your star-sweeper back to his new home! 

Have no fear, we will be there in a jiffy to escort you, your hubby, and your precious new family member from the hospital.

We even offer a service where we take your husband away for a few hours so you can get some much-needed sleep. 

If he complains about how tight the rope was around his wrists, just ignore him. 

We are so excited to welcome your new angel into this bright and magical world.

Just have your in-laws pay for the limo! It'll be cheaper than renting a luxury yacht. 

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